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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
moving house

i've a new domain. planning to move house and close this blog.

not sure yet about closing though. this blog is about 5 years old now... sayang kalau nak offlinekan tempat ni...

www.shahlin.net


Posted at 09:59 am by ultramaman
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Friday, September 26, 2008
Eid mubarak 2008

My second eid as a married man. This year, I’ll be doing my eid prayers in manjung. Before coming back to kl on the second day of eid.

And this year. I’ll be heading over to manjung to sambut raya there.

 

Happy eid Mubarak, maaf zahir batin.


Posted at 12:57 pm by ultramaman
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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
najib made finance minister in malaysia

just got newsflash frm the star.

najib made finance minister effective immediately

which means.

budget speech will be given by rosmah.. i meant najib from this day forward. assuming that PakatanRakyat havent figure out how to take over by then...

 


Posted at 03:35 pm by ultramaman
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Friday, September 12, 2008
Takkan melayu hilang di dunia

Takkan melayu hilang di dunia Is an old saying coined by an old Melaka sultanate warrior.( Hang Tuah) Now, most people assume that Hang Tuah is a malay . There are some theories that says that he is a chinese. I’ll like to look at the old saying first. He said takkan melayu hilang di dunia, at that time, malaysia was also known as tanah melayu right? Could it be that he was referring to the people of that country? Politics is trying to spark up racial clashes. Some idiots in Umno is trying to spark enough flames to burn down the March 8 results. Somehow, they all think that malaysia is for Malays, or more specifically, for the muslims of this country. ( some crap written law states that if ur a muslim, and u practice malay cultures( which half of it are actually Islamic cultures) and you speak the language, than, by law, you’re a malay) Now, after the BN lost its two thirds party and lost 5 states to the ‘opposition’ . the UMno, or the Malays started to fear that malaysia would be lost forever to the non Malays. Now suddenly, they talk about Islamic country, Islamic government and how the muslims cant be under non muslims. Now. This is pure bullshit. When the Bn led government was in power, non of theso called umno muslims thought of islam. They only thought of power and money. Graft, personal contracts, misusing of public funds… When the non muslims decided enough is enough. Suddenly, they are harping about islam? Don’t be confused, the issue here is not about immigrants and Malays. It’s about religion. It has been about religion, the day the dumb forefathers started equating malay as muslims. Skin color becomes the de-facto standard of identifying someone’s religion. For example. An Indian is a hindu. A Chinese is a Buddhist or a Christian. A malay is a muslim. They forgot, that the malay was originally a hindu. ( don’t believe me? Try read sejarah melayu and parameswara’s government). But the numb skulls don’t realize that you can’t equate religion to skin color. And islam does not recognize race. Islam recognize all humans as one. Just study the haj rituals and understand why all those who wants to perform haj wears the same type of clothe, the same color. You don’t see colorful attire. And god set that the attire is white for a reason. There is no race, or nation that can rightly say that the white shroud that covers the body is their traditional costume. What that jack of a dude said during the permatang pauh elections campaign is just wrong. In fact, I don’t see why we need to harp so much about malaysia being rightfully for one race. Why? Malays got no guts to venture out of malaysia and call some other country their home? Are we lulled into a sense of false security, enough that we refuse to leave our comfort zone? Did the government made the Malays lazy by giving a false sense of rights. For god’s sake, we are all Malaysians, if we were born here. We call this our home. Then we are Malaysians. Just because I am a muslim does not make me more a Malaysian than my Chinese friends. sedih biler tgk saudara islam sendiri punye sikap. bengong betui

Posted at 04:07 pm by ultramaman
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
internet censorship in malaysia

they block malaysia today but they dont block porn?

udah ler biler jorang buat camni, jorang againstmsc punye bill of gurantee.

 


Posted at 03:33 pm by ultramaman
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
30%

i first thought of posting the content of the speech i made yesterday.

but due to the sensitivity of the content. i decided not to.


Posted at 11:24 am by ultramaman
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he won

Anwar is back.

and now we wake up to a goverment that is now afraid of its own shadow.

it was najib that gave a press statement. Where is badawi? Why wasnt him around when umno was defeated?

Did he rush back to putrajaya to beg the courts to convict anwar guilty of sodomee 2 ?


Posted at 10:32 am by ultramaman
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008
all eyes on permatang pauh!

His return to parliament has been talked about since his fall back in 98.

it took him ten years to plot and strategize his return to power

But he is doing it.

Today. anwar returns to parliament.

And next month, he takes on PutraJaya

the thing is. is he really the cure for malaysia?


Posted at 02:28 pm by ultramaman
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
funny??

Upgraded from girlfriends 7.0 to wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User…..

___________________ __________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

Posted at 08:51 am by naza
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
effective communication people!!

 

 

how very true. but humans being humans, we tend to forget this bit of advice quite often. Most arguments can be avoided if we had some level of decent communications.

i love spooners.  selalu berjaya buat diriku tersenyum bila membaca komik ini.


Posted at 06:27 pm by ultramaman
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